

Intro to Sir DorcanBehold! The mighty Sir Dorcan, honourable Knight of the Most Holy Order of the Tree Stump! Wielder of the legendary blade, The Cookie Cutter! Slayer of the terrible Demon-penguin from the Burning Wastes of Ice in the North! The one who single-handedly slew Vorn the Mildly Retarded and his ruthless army of unarmed orcs! He, who during a ferocious battle against the monstruous lich-rat lost his arm, but who, as if through a miracle, defeated the rat, and proceeded to scrape the remains off the underside of his boot while giving a modernately touching and relatively tragic speech! Upon his back he carries the corpse of hiIntro to Sir Dorcan
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